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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Apolgizing For Men (Pardon Me, Parasites) Like These...

After hearing about Anna Nicole Smith's death, I felt sorry for her and her newborn baby. Smith has always been this larger than life figure that has been both beautiful and bombastic. I guess that is why her death has been such a large event. It seems weird to say, but that is the only way to describe her death now, but her death has become an event. And in the circus that has been her sad death, the filthiness of mankind has risen.

Five men, only four are still alive, have claimed that they fathered her newborn baby. The reason seems to be not the baby girl's well being, but their own stake in an huge amount of money that can be gained from Anna Nicole Smith's death. It disgusts me, and it ought to disgust everyone.

One man, Anna Nicole's body guard, Alex Denk, who I will refer to from now on as Assbag McGee, told a television show that the child is his.


Anna Nicole's attorney and partner, Howard K. Stern, who I will refer to from now on as Shyster K. Shitforbrains, Esquire, has said that he his the father and has been on television shows crying, claiming that he is her newborn's father, and saying that he left her hours before her death when she had a 105 degrees F temperature.



\Evidently, Smith's former partner, Larry Birkhead, who I will refer to from now on as Dipshit McGee, said that he has been saying that he is the father for months by, of course, going on television and wanting to take a paternity test on live television.


The last man to claim that he fathered Anna Nicole Smith's baby is Prince Frederic Von Anhalt, who I will refer to from now on as Prince Frederic Von Colostomybag, who is Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband and has recently called a press conference to talk about how he is the rightful father.

The sad part of this ordeal is that one of these jerk's is probably the father of an innocent little girl. These men who have proclaimed to love Anna Nicole Smith have done nothing but ruined any dignity that Anna Nicole Smith had. In the wake of a tragedy, they have only promoted themselves and their agendas. In this world where everyone is looking for their fifteen minutes of fame, they have jumped into the media's spotlight with a stopwatch and no class. One of these men might gain the responsibility and the cash that goes along with that responsibility of a little girl, but no matter how much money they might inherit, they will never have enough money to buy back their dignity and manhood. All they can do is use a dead woman that used to be famous so that they can be almost famous. They should be ashamed of themselves. The sorry fact of the matter is that the only man who might be the father that has shown any sort of class is her former husband, the Texas billionaire J. Howard Marshall, and he has been dead for almost 12 years. They should be ashamed of themselves for being outclassed by someone that is dead.

But they won't be. Parasites.

1 Comments:

Blogger RockinMominAr said...

Well said Lafe, well said.......

2:53 PM  

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