The Unauthorized Biography of Rosco P. Coltrane

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Friday, July 06, 2007

34th Annual Rosco P. Coltrane Caption Contest

Please comment your best caption for this picture...

It is almost like the jokes write themselves...

The winner of this contest will get a great (and secret) prize! All other contestants will have to live with the fact that they just couldn't think of a funny enough joke about a kid crawling up the asstube of an elephant.

Contest Rules:
All decisions of the contest judge are final. Contests are governed by the laws of The Unauthorized Biography of Rosco P. Coltrane and the laws of Luxemburg applicable therein. All prizes must be accepted as awarded, are non-transferable and are not convertible to cash. The odds of winning depend on how many eligible entries are received. Any rebroadcast, reproduction, or other use of the pictures and accounts of this game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball is prohibited.


Blogger Shelli said...

Veterinary Gynocology starts at a young age in Russia.

4:42 PM  
Blogger John Nelson said...

Hey Mom! Guess what I see!

1:35 AM  
Blogger John Nelson said...

The new and improved African cement truck!

1:36 AM  
Blogger John Nelson said...

Gerballing for pachyderms.

Yeah, I went there.

1:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Constipation be-gone! What goes in will come out.
(Fine Print: See selected doctors for model and color options)

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a turd!

2:22 PM  
Blogger Nate's Nonsense said...

This will only hurt for a second!

11:49 PM  
Blogger Nate's Nonsense said...

Shit. It happens!

11:50 PM  
Blogger Nate's Nonsense said...

Kids! This is why you should chew your food.

11:50 PM  
Blogger Jake T said...

no, I said 'get down'!

12:58 PM  
Blogger Jake T said...

there's no place like home....

12:58 PM  
Blogger Stu said...

Ok Lafe, does that instrument coming out of the elephant look like something from Jackass 2 or is it just me? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

Time for the caption: "Child labor reaches new depths with elephant prostate exams" - subtitles include, "child lost...."

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You miserable son-of-a...I'll grab those freakin' tusks from the backside (get it...the BACKside). Your ivory is mine bitch!

9:31 PM  
Blogger Nancy said...

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10:43 AM  
Blogger Lafe said...

I went through an Elephant's colon and all I got was this brown t-shirt!

10:40 AM  
Blogger Compston said...

"The Trojan Elephant" or "The bigger they are, the larger the parasite."

2:23 PM  

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