The Unauthorized Biography of Rosco P. Coltrane

When it's my moment in the sun, I won't forget that I am blessed, but every hero walks alone, thinking of more things to confess

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The Bottom

So last week I was feeling pretty sick. So I went to the doctor's office. And no, it wasn't the doctor's office I have previously mentioned.

My sinuses were wreaking havoc on me. The doctor gave me some antibotics. He also said that he could give me a shot that would speed things up. "Sure," I said, even though I am not a very big fans of shots.

So the nurse comes in the room, and that's when things began to get weird.

She has the syringe and tells me that she is going to give me a shot. In the bottom.

I asked, "In the bottom of what?"

She told me that I needed to turn around and drop my pants. (How come I have so many stories on my blog that involves me with my pants off?)

Here I am, bare ass and all. The nurse asks me which side I want it on. I told her that I didn't really care. Right side, I guess.

She told me to lean over towards the left so that she could give me the shot. And then she gives me the shot, not in my bare ass, but in my hip. My hip!

When I asked why I had to drop my pants, she never gave me a really good answer. But at least, I have another bare ass Lafe story...


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