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Monday, October 29, 2007

Calling Toyko

I wish I had a picture of this. I really do. But I didn't have my camera, but every word of this is true. Because, as everyone knows, my blog is never a bit embellished.

Jen and I are in the Halloween Express in the old Shorty Small's (BTW, I really used to like that place. Cheese logs, mmmmmm...) last Friday night, looking around in the wig/mustache section. We happened to be next to a pair of novelty bare boobs. No big deal. We were looking at the mustaches when this little girl came walking by us. Well, I turned around and here this little 3 year old girl was grabbing these fake boobs. I looked over at Jen, to verify that I wasn't dreaming, and her mouth is wide open. I looked back at the little girl. By now, she was pinching the nipples. I look down and search my pockets, looking for my camera. No such luck. When I look up again, she is straight up calling Toyko. The little girl's mom came running for her, so I grabbed Jen's hand and when ran out, laughing all the way.

5 Comments:

Blogger Jake T said...

mmm....Shorty Smalls.

wait, it wasn't Shorty Smalls that I dug, it was the place it was before that...What WAS the name of that place?

8:30 PM  
Blogger Lafe said...

That was before my time here in Fayetteville.

10:36 PM  
Blogger Drew Caperton said...

calling Tokyo... stay classy, Lafe Benson.

2:03 PM  
Blogger jlo said...

To answer Jake, Kirby's. Yeah, I am an old timer.

Calling Tokyo, never heard that before. Can you clarify? Seriously, don't really know what you mean. I think I do from the way you ran out laughing, but is that a real phrase I just never was introduced to? My parents weren't familiar with the asian culture.

7:10 PM  
Blogger Chris & Carrie said...

Actually, it was "Tune in Tokyo, Tune in Tokyo". It was from some old movie with Molly Ringwold or something... I can't remember.

9:39 PM  

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