The Unauthorized Biography of Rosco P. Coltrane

When it's my moment in the sun, I won't forget that I am blessed, but every hero walks alone, thinking of more things to confess

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Location: Owensboro, Kentucky, United States


Friday, March 30, 2007

I Have A Big Head And Little Arms

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Stayin' Alive, Stayin' Alive, I, I, I, I, Stayin' Alive!

So a certain world's largest meat producer is now requiring anyone that comes on their property and works along their property to wear safety vest. And if you are working there at night, you have to wear a flashing vest. So I got a brand new flashing vest. It flashes red LED lights. (I Heart OSHA!!!)

My boss said, "Lafe, you look like a Christmas tree!"

But I will look like a very safe Christmas tree.

I love safety meetings and anything to do with safety. I love wearing a hard hat just in case a turkey falls from the sky and lands on my head.

And in honor of thinking about turkeys falling out of the sky, I have posted a clip from WKRP in Cincinnati . With my favorite line ever from a TV show.

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

Monday, March 26, 2007

Finding Redemption Where You Least Expect It

Jen and I went to see Black Snake Moan on Friday night, and we really enjoyed it. It is a very interesting concept, a black man chains a white nymphomaniac up in his house is Western Tennessee. But the thing that makes the movie so interesting is that the message and theme of the film is that of how anyone can be redeemed.

The problem is it is a movie with Christian theme that most Christians would walk out of within 15 minutes. Much of the first part of the movie Christina Ricci is either naked or very close to it.

But as the movie goes along, you see Laz, Samuel L. Jackson, as a man that has hit his rock bottom, his wife left him for his brother, and the only way he can ascend out of his misery is by helping someone else. He cares about the woman that everyone else in town views as trash. He finds worth where others see none. He keeps on telling her that he is going to cure her, but the truth is, he doesn't cure her. He just cares for her. He becomes a father to her.

The entire movie you keep on thinking that all these flawed people are simply doomed. But in the end, things didn't turn out as bad as you thought it would be. These people aren't only the sums of their mistakes. Somehow, these people can find redemption in an old blues singer and a tawdry girl in short shorts. Sometimes, you find redemption in the least likely places.

Touchdown Malinga!!!

Mr. Tony is back!

Tony Kornheiser was kicked off ESPN Radio a few years back because they don't know their head from their asses. Mr. Tony resurfaced a year or so ago on XM radio (the reason why I picked XM over Sirius was because of Mr. Tony) and local DC radio. He quit his show because of his upcoming gig on Monday Night Football. But a few weeks ago, Mr. Tony resurfaced on Washington Post Radio in DC. He talks a lot about American Idol, which I don't understand. But he is back with his humor, wit and sarcasm.