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Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Hitler? Who Said Anything About Hitler?

Found this headline in the AP this morning, it was kind of hard not to read this story...

Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied



Congratualtions Heath and Deborah Campbell, you have officially guaranteed that you children have no chance at all to grow up to be the President of the United States of America. Oh sure, you can fake outrage on why people would be offened by naming children after Nazis. But hey, at least you got your picture in the paper. You will probably even get to go on Fox News.

And if Johnny Cash was right, your little boy Adolph Hitler Campbell is probably gonna take a lot of (and have to administer a lot of) butt whoppings in his lifetime and probably want to kill you one of these days.

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