The Unauthorized Biography of Rosco P. Coltrane

When it's my moment in the sun, I won't forget that I am blessed, but every hero walks alone, thinking of more things to confess

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Location: Owensboro, Kentucky, United States


Monday, July 07, 2008

Something Very Manly I Do That I Will Totally Admit Now That I Am Married

Jen and I watch Legally Blonde: The Musical The Search For The Next Elle Woods on MTV every Monday. Every week, here are a few things that I say...
  • Why are they crying?
  • Wow, could that guy act like more of a tool.
  • Which girl is that?
  • Silently rolling my eyes.
  • She has become more bitchy lately.
  • Why are they crying. again?
  • That girl looks like Jamie Lynn Spears.
  • Which one is that girl again?
  • That dude annoys me.
  • Seriously, they are crying again.

Something Very Girly I Do That I Will Totally Admit Now That I Am Married

Drinking With My Pinky Up. I don't know why I do it. Sometimes I do it just to make Jen laugh. But most of the times, it just pops up. Especially when drinking a beer.